Kristen Wiig in GIFs: Set 7, As Ruth Buggs in Paul [2011]
“That was the best titty-farting sleep I’ve ever had.”
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districtnineand-three-quarters:
if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset
Reblogging because eggplant
Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.
I believe that it is called an aubergine.
IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM
In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE
NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND
at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours
| A future reporter or interviewer: | So we did some internet searching on you, and we found something interesting. |
| Future me: | Oh shit. |
| A future reporter or interviewer: | Did you happen to have a blog several years ago. |
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| Future me: |
The first event I did with my husband, it was somebody’s birthday, and there was cake and I did that old-school stupid bit where you put a whole bunch of chocolate icing in your teeth and say, “Is there something in my teeth?” And he was amused by that, and I knew it was all going to work out.
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| Question: | How did you and Helena meet? |
| Tim Burton: | It was on Planet Of The Apes (in summer 2000), but I never really saw the real Helena, because she was always covered in make-up and hair. I didn’t hang out with the apes too much (laughs). I think I only saw her as herself twice, but I guess that was enough. I could see she was beautiful under all that stuff. So we didn’t start seeing each other until after the film. And then it just happened. |
| Question: | What was so appealing about Helena when you first met? |
| Tim Burton: | She’s very funny and bright and sexy and I really just connected to her. And I was honestly surprised, as I wasn’t expecting it, but that’s always good in life when you’re not expecting something. It’s also nice to be with someone who’s already been through all this showbiz stuff. She’s got a gravity to her that’s really nice and that I can relate to. And I think she’s like me in that she’s also misperceived a little – people think of her one way but she’s actually quite different. But then we’re all that way, aren’t we? |
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